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Count Binface moves hand dryer from restaurant urinals

Summarised from 2 outlets · Updated 22 Oct, 13:32 · Archive

Count Binface has successfully moved a hand dryer away from urinals at The Great Himalayas restaurant in Southport.

Count Binface, the novelty political candidate, has successfully relocated a hand dryer at The Great Himalayas restaurant in Southport. He had pledged to move the dryer during his campaign against Reform UK leader Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election. The dryer has now been moved to what The Times describes as 'a more sensible location'.

Count Binface told Metro that the relocation was 'a victory not just for me and the human men in Southport who will no longer suffer air-fried genitals, but also for the 9,455 people on Clacton who voted for my manifesto this summer'. He called on the Crown & Treaty pub in Uxbridge to follow suit, saying the move would give Londoners 'similar respite'.

This is not the first time Count Binface has made the positioning of hand dryers part of his political platform. When he stood against Boris Johnson in Uxbridge and South Ruislip at the 2019 general election, he promised to move a dryer positioned above a urinal at the Crown and Treaty pub. That dryer remains in place, with the pub reportedly attracting visitors keen to see it for themselves.

Count Binface moves hand dryer from restaurant urinals
Image: Oxford Mail

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In this story: Count Binface · Nigel Farage · The Great Himalayas · Southport · Clacton · Uxbridge · Reform UK

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